Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 And heading towards 70!

(Copied from www.iluko.com. Posted by cirena. )
Someone had to remind me, so I'm  reminding  you, too.  Don't laugh.... It is all true!

1.  Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2.  In a hostage situation,you are likely to be  released first.

3.  No one expects  you to run -- anywhere.

4.  People call at 9 PM  and ask,  'Did I wake you?'

5.  People no longer  view you as a  hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left  to learn the hard way...

7.  Things you buy now  won't wear out.

8.  You can eat  supper at 4 PM.

9.  You can live  'without sex  but not your glasses.

10.  You get into heated arguments  about pension plans.

11.  You no longer think  of speed limits  as a challenge.

12.  You quit trying to hold your stomach in  no matter who walks  into the room.

13.  You sing along  with elevator music.

14.  Your eyes  won't get  much worse.

15. Your investment  in health insurance  is finally beginning  to pay off.

16.  Your joints are more accurate meteorologists  than the national  weather service.

17.  Your secrets are safe with your friends  because they can't  remember them either.

18.  Your supply of brain cells  is finally down to  a manageable size.

19.  You can't remember  who sent you this list.

Forward this to everyone  you can remember  right now! 

ONE MORE THING:  Never,  under any circumstances,  take a sleeping pill,  and a laxative on  the same night!

Regina Brett's 45 life lessons and 5 to grow on

http://blog.cleveland.com/pdextra/2007/09/regina_bretts_45_life_lessons.html



Originally published in The Plain Dealer on Sunday, May 28, 2006
To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.
 12 Comments
It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here's an update:
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.
17. You can get through anything if you stay put in today.
18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Overprepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
36. Growing old beats the alternative - dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.
38. Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
42. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
43. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
44. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
45. The best is yet to come.
46. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
47. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
48. If you don't ask, you don't get.
49. Yield.
50. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
To reach this Plain Dealer columnist:
rbrett@plaind.com, 216-999-6328

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

STARING AT BREASTS PROLONGS ONE'S LIFE

(Copied from www.iluko.com. Originally posted by Isidro Racuya Lozano)

Researcher says 10 minutes staring at breasts is equivalent to 30-minute aerobics.

An awkward research was conducted by German researchers that staring a women's plentiful rack is good for men's health and increases their life.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontolgist and author of the study, gawking at said anatomy part is a healthy practice, almost at par with the intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A Five -Year Research On 200 Men:

They conduct a research in 200 healthy males for 5 years. Half of them were instructed to stare, while the other half were not told not to do so.

At the end of the study, the researchers found out that men who stared at women's rack regularly shown lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates.

According to the researchers that such stimuli gives better circulation that boosts overall improved health.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question about it: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. (I'm sure most of us will agree)

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

Is this a good alibi for the guys out there? Technically I think so

 

10 Heart Attack Symptoms You’re Most Likely to Ignore By Melanie Haiken, Caring.com

http://health.yahoo.net/caring/10-heart-attack-symptoms-you-re-most-likely-to-ignore

10 Heart Attack Symptoms You’re Most Likely to Ignore
By Melanie Haiken, Caring.com
Mon, Nov 01, 2010


Heart attacks don't always strike out of the blue -- there are many symptoms we can watch for in the days and weeks leading up to an attack. But the symptoms may not be the ones we expect. And they can be different in men and women, and different still in older adults. Last year, for example, a landmark study by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) published in Circulation: Journal of the American Heart Institute found that 95 percent of women who'd had heart attacks reported experiencing symptoms in the weeks and months before the attack -- but the symptoms weren’t the expected chest pain, so they went unrecognized.

How to Tell if Someone Is Having a Heart Attack

Don't let that happen to you. Here, 10 heart symptoms you're likely to ignore -- and shouldn't.

1. Indigestion or nausea

One of the most oft-overlooked signs of a heart attack is nausea and stomach pain. Symptoms can range from mild indigestion to severe nausea, cramping, and vomiting. Others experience a cramping-style ache in the upper belly. Women and adults over age 60 are more likely to experience this symptom and not recognize it as tied to cardiac health.

Most cases of stomach ache and nausea aren't caused by a heart attack, of course. But watch out for this sign by becoming familiar with your own digestive habits; pay attention when anything seems out of the ordinary, particularly if it comes on suddenly and you haven't been exposed to stomach flu and haven't eaten anything out of the ordinary.

2. Jaw, ear, neck, or shoulder pain

A sharp pain and numbness in the chest, shoulder, and arm is an indicator of heart attack, but many people don't experience heart attack pain this way at all. Instead, they may feel pain in the neck or shoulder area, or it may feel like it’s running along the jaw and up by the ear. Some women specifically report feeling the pain between their shoulder blades.

A telltale sign: The pain comes and goes, rather than persisting unrelieved, as a pulled muscle would. This can make the pain both easy to overlook and difficult to pinpoint. You may notice pain in your neck one day, none the next day, then after that it might have moved to your ear and jaw. If you notice pain that seems to move or radiate upwards and out, this is important to bring to your doctor’s attention.

3. Sexual dysfunction

Having trouble achieving or keeping erections is common in men with coronary artery disease, but they may not make the connection. Just as arteries around the heart can narrow and harden, so can those that supply the penis -- and because those arteries are smaller, they may show damage sooner. One survey of European men being treated for cardiovascular disease found that two out of three had suffered from erectile dysfunction before they were ever diagnosed with heart trouble.

4. Exhaustion or fatigue

A sense of crushing fatigue that lasts for several days is another sign of heart trouble that's all too often overlooked or explained away. Women, in particular, often look back after a heart attack and mention this symptom. More than 70 percent of women in last year's NIH study, for example, reported extreme fatigue in the weeks or months prior to their heart attack.

The key here is that the fatigue is unusually strong -- not the kind of tiredness you can power through but the kind that lays you flat out in bed. If you're normally a fairly energetic person and suddenly feel sidelined by fatigue, a call to your doctor is in order.

5. Breathlessness and dizziness

When your heart isn't getting enough blood, it also isn't getting enough oxygen. And when there's not enough oxygen circulating in your blood, the result is feeling unable to draw a deep, satisfying breath -- the same feeling you get when you're at high elevation. Additional symptoms can be light-headedness and dizziness. But sadly, people don't attribute this symptom to heart disease, because they associate breathing with the lungs, not the heart.

In last year's NIH study, more than 40 percent of women heart attack victims remembered experiencing this symptom. A common description of the feeling: "I couldn't catch my breath while walking up the driveway."

6. Leg swelling or pain

When the heart muscle isn't functioning properly, waste products aren't carried away from tissues by the blood, and the result can be edema, or swelling caused by fluid retention. Edema usually starts in the feet, ankles, and legs because they're furthest from the heart, where circulation is poorer. In addition, when tissues don't get enough blood, it can lead to a painful condition called ischemia. Bring swelling and pain to the attention of your doctor.

7. Sleeplessness, insomnia, and anxiety

This is an odd one doctors can't yet explain. Those who've had heart attacks often remember experiencing a sudden, unexplained inability to fall asleep or stay asleep during the month or weeks before their heart attack. (Note: If you already experience insomnia regularly, this symptom can be hard to distinguish.)

Patients often report the feeling as one of being "keyed up" and wound tight; they remember lying in bed with racing thoughts and sometimes a racing heart. In the NIH report, many of the women surveyed reported feeling a sense of "impending doom," as if a disaster were about to occur. If you don't normally have trouble sleeping and begin to experience acute insomnia and anxiety for unexplained reasons, speak with your doctor.

8. Flu-like symptoms

Clammy, sweaty skin, along with feeling light-headed, fatigued, and weak, leads some people to believe they're coming down with the flu when, in fact, they're having a heart attack. Even the feeling of heaviness or pressure in the chest -- typical of some people's experience in a heart attack -- may be confused with having a chest cold or the flu.

If you experience severe flu-like symptoms that don't quite add up to the flu (no high temperature, for example), call your doctor or advice nurse to talk it over. Watch out also for persistent wheezing or chronic coughing that doesn't resolve itself; that can be a sign of heart disease, experts say. Patients sometimes attribute these symptoms to a cold or flu, asthma, or lung disease when what's happening is that poor circulation is causing fluid to accumulate in the lungs.

9. Rapid-fire pulse or heart rate

One little-known symptom that sometimes predates a heart attack is known as ventricular tachycardia, more commonly described as rapid and irregular pulse and heart rate. During these episodes, which come on suddenly, you feel as if your heart is beating very fast and hard, like you just ran up a hill -- except you didn't. "I'd look down and I could actually see my heart pounding," one person recalled. It can last just a few seconds or longer; if longer, you may also notice dizziness and weakness.

Some patients confuse these episodes with panic attacks. Rapid pulse and heartbeat that aren't brought on by exertion always signal an issue to bring to your doctor's attention.

10. You just don't feel like yourself

Heart attacks in older adults (especially those in their 80s and beyond, or in those who have dementia or multiple health conditions), can mimic many other conditions. But an overall theme heard from those whose loved ones suffered heart attacks is that in the days leading up to and after a cardiac event, they "just didn't seem like themselves."

A good rule of thumb, experts say, is to watch for clusters of symptoms that come on all at once and aren't typical of your normal experience. For example, a normally alert, energetic person suddenly begins to have muddled thinking, memory loss, deep fatigue, and a sense of being "out of it." The underlying cause could be something as simple as a urinary tract infection, but it could also be a heart attack. If your body is doing unusual things and you just don't feel "right," don't wait. See a doctor and ask for a thorough work-up.

And if you have any risk factors for cardiac disease, such as high blood pressure, high cholesterol, smoking, or family history of heart disease, make sure the doctor knows about those issues, too.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Mister a nagpa-injection ken nagpadakkel iti mabagbagina, naospital

http://www.bomboradyo.com/index.php/news/regional-news/ilocano-news/29779-mister-a-nagpa-injection-ken-nagpadakkel-iti-mabagbagina-naospital

LA UNION - Agbabbabawi ti 32-anyos a mister kalpasan a maipagarup nga impa-injection na ti mabagbagi daytoy tapno dumakkel gapu iti pananglalais ti misisna idiay La Union.
Iti interview ti Bombo Radyo La Union iti nasao a mister kabayatan a daytoy ket agpapaimbag idiay Ilocos Training and Regional Medical Center, kinunana a tunggal agnaigda iti 31-anyos a misis daytoy ket agsaksakit ti nakemna gapu iti pananglalais kenkuana.
Iti laksid ti kinadakkel iti bagi ti mister ket maipagarup a saan a maibagay ti rukod iti mabagbagina gapu ta mabasbassitan ti asawana ken maipagarup a siam a tawenen nga agdindinna dagitoy ket awan pay ti anakda.
Maipagarup nga immasideg ti nasao a mister iti maysa a bading a mabigbigbig idiay lugarda nga agitudtudok ti agas a pampadakkel iti mabagbagi ti lalaki.
Napalaos ti ragsak dagiti agassawa kalpasan nga immipekto ti agas a naitudok iti mabagbagi ti mister ken dimmakel iti namittlo a daras manipud iti sigud a rukod daytoy a maipagarup a mas dakdakkel pay ngem iti lata ti sardinas.
Kalpasan iti sumagmamanu a lawas, maipagarup a nakarikna iti panagsakit ti mabagbagina ti mister. Limteg ken maipagarup a bimtak ti mabagbagi daytoy kagiddan iti panagruar ti nana. Marigatan pay a magna ti mister gapu ta apektado dagiti luppona.
Agbabbawi met ti misis gapu iti pananglalaisna kenni mister nga ibagbagana a bassit ti mabagbagina tunggal iti inda panagnaig.
Iti agdama ket saan pay nga ammo ti doktor ti klase iti agas wenno kemikal a naitudok iti mabagbagi ti mister.

HOTTEST PEPPER

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20101203/sc_yblog_thelookout/worlds-hottest-pepper-is-hot-enough-to-strip-paint


Fri Dec 3, 11:38 am ET

World’s hottest pepper is ‘hot enough to strip paint’

By Brett Michael Dykes
Fiery food mavens seeking to one-up each other now have to gear up for a whole new test of culinary bravado: the world's hottest chili pepper.
Yes, the Naga Viper, the latest claimant to the world's-hottest-pepper crown, outdistances its predecessor, the Bhut Jolokia, or  "ghost chili," by more than 300,000 points on the famous Scoville scale of tongue-scorching chili hotness. Researchers at Warwick University testing the Naga Viper found that it measures 1,359,000 on the Scoville scale, which rates heat by tracking the presence of a chemical compound. In comparison, most varieties of jalapeño peppers measure in the 2,500 to 5,000 range -- milder than the Naga Viper by a factor of 270.
You might think the Naga Viper would hail from some part of the world with a strong demand for spicy food, such as India or Mexico. But the new pepper is actually the handiwork of Gerald Fowler, a British chili farmer and pub owner, who crossed three of the hottest peppers known to man -- including the Bhut Jolokia -- to create his Frankenstein-monster chili.
"It's painful to eat," Fowler told the Daily Mail. "It's hot enough to strip paint." Indeed, the Daily Mail reports that defense researchers are already investigating the pepper's potential uses as a weapon.
But Fowler -- who makes customers sign a waiver declaring that they're of sound mind and body before trying a Naga Viper-based curry -- insists that consuming the fiery chili does the body good.
"It numbs your tongue, then burns all the way down," he told the paper. "It can last an hour, and you just don't want to talk to anyone or do anything. But it's a marvelous endorphin rush. It makes you feel great."
A member of the Clifton Chili Club -- a group of Brits who travel around sampling chilis -- decided to try one of Fowler's Naga Vipers on camera. You can watch his less-than-pleasurable experience here.
(Photo of Bhut Jolokia, the previous holder of the hottest pepper in the world title: AP/New Mexico State University)

Saturday, November 13, 2010

LIFE CYCLES

(More from www.iluko.com. as contributed by gayagay)




THEME SONGS NG MAG ASAWA:

1-10 years: Araw-Araw, Gabi-Gabi
11-20 years: Paminsan minsan
21-50 years: Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan
50- above : Maala Ala Mo Kaya


LIFE'S CYCLE:

3 to 8 yrs old: paramihan ng toys
9 to 18: pataasan ng grades
19 to 25: padamihan ng syota
26 to 35: pagandahan ng asawa
36 to 45: palakihan ng income
46 to 55: padamihan, pagandahan at
pabataan ng kabit
56 to 70: padamihan ng sakit
71 and above: pabonggahan ng LIBING! hahahaha!


ESSENCE OF SMELL IN LIFE:

Lotion for babies
Cologne for the 20's
Efficacent oil for the 40's
Bawang and Luya for the 60's
Beyond 60's..... FORMALIN NA.


DIFFERENT PRAYERS OF SINGLE WOMEN:

At 15: Lord give me superMAN
At 18: Lord give me a cute MAN
At 20: Lord give me the best MAN
At 30: Lord give me a good MAN
At 40: Lord give me a MAN
At 50: Lord give me sino MAN
At 60: Lord maawa ka naMAN
At 70: Lord kaya ko pa naMAN
At 80: Lord kahit mahipo MAN lang





WHEELS OF LIFE....
(patrick gapusan)

baby stroller
tricycle
roller skates
skateboard
bicycle
jalopy
sports car
family sedan
ambulance
wheel chair
limousine

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Inrits your vocabulary: By Manny Pacquiao

(Posted by Some Thing Wong, www.iluko.com)

Tac Tics - Tunog ng Orasan
Payt - Laban para sa mga Pinoy
Taytol - Pamagat ng Laban
Jengkeh - Asawa nya
No Peer - Commercial Nya
Motor Kid- Pag ikot nya sa Manila
Check in - Manok sa Mc Do
Corrupt - Pagsara ng Mata
Mura Less- Nakalaban Nya
Wit - Timbang
Wawawe - Noontime Show
Duet - Gawin mo
Quotes - Tawag kay pridi roats!

Monday, November 8, 2010

50 Facts

(Copied from: www.iluko.com, Contributed by Atty Leo Beligan)
1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer. 

2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 

3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. 

4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 

5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 

6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 

7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. 

8. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 

9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine. 

10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. 

11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 

12. There are no clocks inLas Vegas g@mbling casin0s. 

13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 

14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm. 

15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"! 

16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. 

17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors sothey don't know you're there. 

18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 

19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. 

20. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. 

21. Michael Jordan makes moremoney from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. 

22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. 

23. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. 

24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. 

25. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand. 

26. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly. 


27. A mathematical wonder: 111,111,111 multiplied by 111,111,111 gives the result 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321. 

28. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 

29. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 

30. The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp. 

31. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. 

32. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 

33. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 

34. "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt". 

35. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 

36. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off". 

37. A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head. 

39. We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime. 

40. Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines . 

41. Coca-Cola can be used as car oil. 

42. Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year. 

43. Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV. 

44. Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans. 

45. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka . 

46. There are more chickens than people in the world. 

47. It's against the law in Iceland to have a dog. 

48. The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest. 

49. The only word in the English Language with all vowels in reverse order is "s ub c ont in ent al". 

50. There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C. (tBefore 1990  when cell phones were not yet invented).