Saturday, November 13, 2010

LIFE CYCLES

(More from www.iluko.com. as contributed by gayagay)




THEME SONGS NG MAG ASAWA:

1-10 years: Araw-Araw, Gabi-Gabi
11-20 years: Paminsan minsan
21-50 years: Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan
50- above : Maala Ala Mo Kaya


LIFE'S CYCLE:

3 to 8 yrs old: paramihan ng toys
9 to 18: pataasan ng grades
19 to 25: padamihan ng syota
26 to 35: pagandahan ng asawa
36 to 45: palakihan ng income
46 to 55: padamihan, pagandahan at
pabataan ng kabit
56 to 70: padamihan ng sakit
71 and above: pabonggahan ng LIBING! hahahaha!


ESSENCE OF SMELL IN LIFE:

Lotion for babies
Cologne for the 20's
Efficacent oil for the 40's
Bawang and Luya for the 60's
Beyond 60's..... FORMALIN NA.


DIFFERENT PRAYERS OF SINGLE WOMEN:

At 15: Lord give me superMAN
At 18: Lord give me a cute MAN
At 20: Lord give me the best MAN
At 30: Lord give me a good MAN
At 40: Lord give me a MAN
At 50: Lord give me sino MAN
At 60: Lord maawa ka naMAN
At 70: Lord kaya ko pa naMAN
At 80: Lord kahit mahipo MAN lang





WHEELS OF LIFE....
(patrick gapusan)

baby stroller
tricycle
roller skates
skateboard
bicycle
jalopy
sports car
family sedan
ambulance
wheel chair
limousine