(Copied from www.iluko.com. posted by Patrick Gapusan. http://www.iluko.com/forum_responses.aspx?topicid=74623)
Ladies, a word of advice, think twice before you decide to tie the knot!
When you are dating ... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ... He brings you home a six-pack and says, 'What are you going to drink?'
When you are dating ... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ... You think to yourself, 'was he always this hairy?'
When you re dating ... You enjoy foreplay.
When you are married ... You tell him, 'If we have sex, will you leave me alone?'
When you are dating ... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ... You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating ... He understands if you are not in the mood.
When you are married ... He says, 'It's your job.'
When you are dating ... He understands that you have friends.
When you are married ... He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating ... He likes to discuss things.
When you are married ... He develops a blank stare.
When you are dating ... He calls you by name.
When you are married ... He calls you 'Hey' and refers to you when speaking to others as 'she'.
(d--d-kted to Rosemarie and Marites. Mga batchmates, hindi pa huli ang lahat...)
